About

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
I share a middle name with the man that fathered me.

2. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Smoked turkey

3. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Two of them.

4. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hard to say.

5. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Define a lot.

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Lucky Charms

7. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
What are shoes?

8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

9. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Refer to number 7 above.

10. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Meat.

11. FAVORITE SMELLS?
BBQ.

12. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Elizabeth, my wife.

13. FAVORITE FOOD?
Brisket.

14. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Lemon pie.

15. STRENGTH TRAINING OR CARDIO?
Ummm.

16. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
I don’t go outside.

17. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Not a barn.

18. WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW?
Earth, for now.